self>Silver Edge at 21:14, 29 April 2021

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{{NPC infobox
| name = Guff Hufflebeak
| affiliation = Canthan New Year
| type = Tengu
| image = [[Image:Tengu fighter.jpg|150px]]
| level = 4
| campaign = Factions
}}
[[Guff Hufflebeak]] is a [[Tengu]] who visits [[Shing Jea Monastery]] during the [[Canthan New Year]] festival. He is perpetually confused as to the purpose of the celebration but always seems impressed by the [[firework]]s.

==Locations==
*[[Shing Jea Island]]
**{{NPC location|Shing Jea Monastery}} (only during Canthan New Year)

==Dialogue==
===Year of the Pig===
:''"All this talk of pigs and [[celestial]] beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Pig|a pig]] when you could simply eat it? If it is like any of the pigs I have encountered, I doubt it would be offended. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks they create here."''
===Year of the Rat===
:''"All this talk of rats and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Rat|a rodent]] when you could simply eat it? If it is like any of the rats I have encountered, it's nothing but a filthy nuisance. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks on display here."''
===Year of the Ox===
:''"All this talk of oxen and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Ox|a beast]] when you could simply toss it on the fire for a barbecue? If it is like any of the cattle I have encountered, it must be tasty! I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks on display here."''

===Year of the Tiger===
:''"All this talk of tigers and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Tiger|a giant cat]] when it can hunt for itself? If it is like any of the felines I have encountered, it prefers its meals killed fresh! I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks on display here."''
===Year of the Rabbit===
:''"All this talk of rabbits and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Rabbit|a hare]] when you could simply eat it? If it is like any of the bunnies I have encountered, its flesh is succulent! I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks here."''
===Year of the Dragon===
:''"All this talk of dragons and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Dragon|a dragon]] when you could simply eat the banquet yourself? If it is like any of the dragons I have encountered, it has bad breath. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks here."''
===Year of the Snake===
:''"All this talk of snakes and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Snake|a serpent]] when you could simply eat it? If it is like any of the snakes I have encountered, its meat is lean and good for the heart. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks on display here."''
===Year of the Horse===
:''"All this talk of horses and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Horse|a four-legged beast]] when you could simply ride it instead? If it is like any of the horses I have encountered, a bowl of grass and some oats is all it desires. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks they create here."
===Year of the Sheep===
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===Year of the Monkey===
:''"All this talk of monkeys and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Monkey|a primate]] when you could simply tame it like a [[pet]]? Have you ever seen a [[Dance|dancing]] monkey before? Now *that's* entertainment. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks they create here."
===Year of the Rooster===
:''"All this talk of roosters and celestial beings confuses me.... Why prepare a feast for [[Celestial Rooster|a small bird]] when you could simply eat the meal yourself? Roosters, unlike Tengu, aren't picky eaters. I must say, though, I have never seen anything quite like the fireworks they create here."

===Year of the Dog===
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===All years===
::'''{{ask|gold}} I did not realize [[Tengu]] participated in the [[Canthan New Year|Lunar Festival]].'''
:::''"Most do not. We have little to do with the trappings of [[human]] culture. However, it seemed worthwhile to come here myself and determine the true source of all the enthusiasm surrounding this event. I cannot imagine so many humans getting so excited over something if there is truly nothing to it."''

[[Category:Canthan New Year NPCs]]

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self>Silver Edge at 21:14, 29 April 2021